👔 Happy Father's Day: Finish This Dad Sentence!

[bantipuja]

"Don't throw that away, I might use it later" – every dad ever, looking at a random piece of cardboard, a stripped screw, or a tangled power cord. Happy Father's Day!

 

Stake- bantipuja

[Herrycainengs]

"Don't throw that away, I might... need it when the apocalypse comes and we have to build a spaceship out of bottle caps and duct tape!"
Stake : Herrycainengs

[KIMIHAME]

"We're not stopping because..."

"the snacks at the finish line are waiting for us"

username: KIMIHAME

[Szechuan1]

Don't throw that away, I might… need it to fix something that wasn't broken until I touched it.

 

KitsIRL

[prettylorna05]

You're not turning the AC on because I don't have the money yet to pay the electric bill, I spent it all chasing a max win on Steve Slots. 😅

 

Username: prettylorna05

[BaiiGG]

Back in my day, we didn't spend all day staring at our phones.

Stake : BaiiGG

[Jaguu]

 "We are not buying that because..."
“…I have to stake and win my parlay on stake.com first”

 

username:- 0xjagu

Edited 4 hours ago by Jaguu
Forgot to add my username

[Robertrobbie]

14 hours ago, BratislavK said:

 

 

👨‍🦱🛋️📺

Dad Says...

Finish the Sentence!

Father's Day is here, and we are celebrating it with the most classic dad lines of all time. Choose one of the sentences below and complete it with the funniest answer you can think of.

⏰ Dad doesn't like waiting, and neither do we!
This challenge will only be open for 24 hours, so make sure to submit your entry before time runs out.

🛋️ "I wasn't sleeping, I was..."

📺 "Back in my day..."

🚗 "We're not stopping because..."

💸 "We are not buying that because..."

🛠️ "Don't throw that away, I might..."

🌡️ "You're not turning the AC on because..."

Example

"I wasn't sleeping, I was..."
"...resting my eyelids."

How to Enter

Reply to this topic with your completed dad sentence. You can only submit one entry, so make sure it is your funniest one!

Prizes

We will select 6 winners, and each winner will receive $50.

Rules
One entry per user.
Keep it funny, friendly, and respectful.
Entries must be submitted within 24 hours.
Don't forget to include your Stake username.

Good luck, and may the best dad logic win! 😄

 "I wasn't sleeping, I was..."
Praying to Stake for fairness and vacation money.. now close the door and let dad enjoy his Father’s Day with Stake.

username: RobertRobbie 

[DaniiMarchetto]

En mía tiempos? Las cosas eran diferentes.

No lo tires? Podría.. Servir!!

No estaba durmiendo, estaba... en el baño..y me olvide el celular en la cocina..

[7thRebuke]

The classic;

"Back in my day , We used to read books with only a lamp. Have to wake up early in the morning to walk down the mountain just to go to school"

 

7thRebuke 

[anis908]

Back in my days i i swim and cross the ocean to attend the school 🎒 

It's a very classy one in specially in India 

Anis908

[refuser321]

We are not buying that because i got a tip for sure-thing 20 leg parlay for world cup. So you will get your ice cream after i win it!!

 

 

 

Id: refuser321

[pooja0970]

I wasn't sleeping, I was just conducting a structural integrity test on the sofa cushions

 

Stake: Mlikhusaain56

[Vikashgora234]

Back in my day, we didn't have Google. If we didn't know something, we just argued about it until someone gave up

 

FisHerMaN75

[iDoL]

🌡️ "Bố tôi không bật điều hòa vì...muốn cơ thể tự "điều hoà" bằng mồ hôi, detox free ship tận nhà 😶‍🌫️ (tóm lại là tiết kiệm tiền điện -.-)

🛋️ "Tôi không ngủ, tôi đang...nóng vì bố đã tắt máy lạnh 😿

tomvip1102

 

 

Edited 4 hours ago by iDoL

[Wishiwonu]

We're not stopping because the car's GPS and my internal GPS are currently having a silent argument, and I refuse to lose.

 

Id: Wishiwonu 

[yusuf123987612]

We are not buying that because I can literally make a better version of it in the garage with two pieces of scrap wood and some duct tape.

 

Username: yusuf123987612

[fuuum666]

「私たちは立ち止まらない、なぜなら…」地球が動いているから私たちは動かないと置き去りにされてしまうからだ

fuuum66

[りくとだよん]

Hi, Hungry! I'm Dad.

 

りくとだよん

[FUMMINGBEAST]

Don't throw that away, I might need that exact broken plastic clip to fix a machine that hasn't been manufactured since 1994.

 

Stake: FUMMINGBEAST

[Moxovick]

Don't throw that away, I might use it to fix something, store something, or just move it from one garage shelf to another for 25 years.

Moxovick

[Crabyyxd]

You're not turning the AC on because a little sweat is just your body's natural way of telling you that you're saving me money.

 

Username: Crabyyxd

[cel_cat]

I wasn't sleeping… I was waiting for a sound 100,000 times louder than a limbo.

[かつひと]

Back in my day, Bitcoin was still worth $70,000.

かつひと

[Deadexly]

You're not turning the AC on because the outdoor breeze has plenty of perfectly good nitrogen in it for free

 

 

AyeshaSaddique