👔 Happy Father's Day: Finish This Dad Sentence!

[Misswednesday]

🛋️ "I wasn't sleeping, I was just testing the gravity on this couch."

maulshala

[takecare3434]

💸 We're not buying that because... we already own this in every possible color except invisible. 😅🤑

takecare3434 
 

[adabomb]

"We are not buying that because Im your new dad !! ....ur real father will get it for you.

 

Adabomb

[Jackhackmax]

🛋️ I wasn't sleeping, I was in a very serious dad meeting with my dreams." 😭😂

 

Stake username : Jackhackmax

Edited 3 hours ago by Jackhackmax

[MelanNoir]

"We are not buying that because I already own the regret for free"

 

Stake: MelanNoir

[taryraj]

🛠️ "Don't throw that away, I might..."
"...need it one day to fix the thing I kept from 1998 for the exact same reason."

Stake - taryraj 

[Mefroozen]

🚗 "We're not stopping because..."

"I don't know, ask your mother about that.." 👽

Mefroozen

[gs400889]

"I wasn't sleeping, I was..."
"...just conducting a very important scientific study on how long I can keep my eyes closed before someone starts yelling."

Stake:gs400889

Edited 7 hours ago by gs400889

[SirLucky]

stake: ŞanslıBey

📺 "Back in my day... if we didn't know the answer to a question, we didn't 'Google' it. We just argued about it until someone's uncle lied convincingly enough to win.

 

[blunder7447]

We are not buying that because… I am still recovering my money from stake 🤣

username: blunder7447

[snowshoe20]

"Were not buying that we have that at home!"

ID Snowshoe20

[azayyyyyy]

We are not buying that because we have perfectly good disappointment at home." 😄

Id - Azayyyyy 

[Br1grow]

No nos detendremos porque ya llegamos🤣

 

id: Br1grow

Edited 7 hours ago by Br1grow

[sweet18]

You're not turning the AC on because through keno all my balance is gone 🫠

 

username: raymid

[NATNAT888]

"Back in my day..."
"...WiFi didn’t exist, so if you wanted to argue with someone you had to do it in person while making uncomfortable eye contact. Those were simpler, more terrifying times."

 

Stake:NATNAT888

[TheBoss10]

"Back in my day..."
 we didn't have streaming. We had someone on the roof twisting the antenna while Dad yelled, 'DON'T MOVE!' And somehow, I was always that someone.

 

Stake ID : TheBoss10

Edited 6 hours ago by TheBoss10

[dhkxy]

Don't throw that away, I might... turn it into something legendary. Every dad needs a junk drawer museum.

 

stake dhkxy

[blazeiton420]

Back in my day we went to each other when we wanted to talk not just using the smartphone..

 

happy fathers day to every father out there

 

blazeiton420

Edited 7 hours ago by blazeiton420

[Kapuero]

We are not buying that because we haven't money for it

Kapuero58

[joztinoz]

Back in my day, we didnt use AI to predict on worldcup match, we just show a photo of the ref up to a llama and watch what gonna happen, if the llama spit then u knew u were in for a total disaster with at least 5 red cards. Unlike AI who keep telling us "the outcome is uncertain", he knew exactly when a ref was about to have a mid-life crisis before opening whistle even blew

stake: joztinoz

[chn12345]

We are not buying that because dad didnt earn rain ;D

[waqas666]

🌡️ "You're not turning the AC on because..."

"...I'm not paying to cool down the entire neighborhood!" 😆

Stake Username: [waqas666]

[Vanzidwi]

1 hour ago, BratislavK said:

 

 

👨‍🦱🛋️📺

Dad Says...

Finish the Sentence!

Father's Day is here, and we are celebrating it with the most classic dad lines of all time. Choose one of the sentences below and complete it with the funniest answer you can think of.

⏰ Dad doesn't like waiting, and neither do we!
This challenge will only be open for 24 hours, so make sure to submit your entry before time runs out.

🛋️ "I wasn't sleeping, I was..."

📺 "Back in my day..."

🚗 "We're not stopping because..."

💸 "We are not buying that because..."

🛠️ "Don't throw that away, I might..."

🌡️ "You're not turning the AC on because..."

Example

"I wasn't sleeping, I was..."
"...resting my eyelids."

How to Enter

Reply to this topic with your completed dad sentence. You can only submit one entry, so make sure it is your funniest one!

Prizes

We will select 6 winners, and each winner will receive $50.

Rules
One entry per user.
Keep it funny, friendly, and respectful.
Entries must be submitted within 24 hours.
Don't forget to include your Stake username.

Good luck, and may the best dad logic win! 😄

 We are not buying that because...I already found everything I was looking for when I met you." ❤️✨ 

panjidwi

[Nenkjey1]

We’re not buying that because we can build it by our money😁

Stake- Nenkjey1

[pizdecvsemy]

Back in my day, "express" meant a fast train, not financial trauma from a sports bet.  

id pizdecvsemy