👔 Happy Father's Day: Finish This Dad Sentence!

[ansarisuffi]

💸 “We are not buying that because…there’s food at home and disappointment is free.” 

 

 User: ansariSuffi

[V8miaoGl]

I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating.

Stake ID : V8miaoGl

[Galfas]

"I wasn't sleeping, I was..."
"...testing my snoring to make sure it still works."

As a father of two, I can confirm I use this more often than I'm willing to admit. 😂

Stake.com Username: galfas

[KrizziO2G]

🚗 "We're not stopping because we’re lost… we’re just giving Google Maps a chance to panic too.”

Stake ID: KrizziO2G

[Yashi]

💸 We're not buying that because... we already own this in every possible color except invisible 🥳

 

username: xYashi

[cascsa]

We are not buying that because I grew up with one stick and two rocks. One of the rocks was my best friend. 😂

Stake : cascsa

[a4emodan4ikzag]

"In my day... — you'll be standing while taking a shit"
«В мои времена...- стоя срать будешь»

 

Stake ID : a4emodan4ikzag

[1234567890]

We're not stopping because the journey has just begun.

Ray2506

[Crepas12]

-"Back in my day, we didn't FaceTime people. We knocked on their door and hoped they were home."
Stake name: Crepas12

Edited 5 hours ago by Crepas12

[Richterson]

I dont care ask your mother ^^

 

 

 

 

dad joke for free

 

What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.

 

 

Richterson

[ferwarenycia]

En mis tiempos no existian tantos juegos de casino 

 

 

Stake username  ferwarenycia 

[0xLOTUS]

You're not turning the AC on because if you're cold, you can put on a sweater. If you're hot, you can suffer in silence like the rest of this family.

 

Stake Id: 0xLOTUS

[Honka777]

Don't throw that away, I might need it the day after the trash truck comes.

Honka777

[romanisty]

we are not buying that because I can make a cheaper and uglier version of it at home 🤣

 

oyeee

[rtiss_28]

stake: もちスベード

💸“我们可不买账，因为我的钱包现在正处于深度冥想昏迷状态。”
💸"We are not buying that because my wallet is currently in a deep meditative coma.

 

[Craig888]

We're not stopping because.... you only lose if you quit 💡 

Cholmes8 🍀 

[orca7777]

‏Back in my day… GPS was Dad saying :I know a shortcut” and adding 30 minutes 

😂

username: orca7777

[Bto2002]

Back in my day, we went outside and played 🥀

stake : Bto2002

[aghtd5]

"Back in my day, if you got lost, you stayed lost." 🫪

b3kl3m3m

Edited 4 hours ago by aghtd5

[damichuqui]

We're not stopping because... we are getting late to watch eedie stream

Stake id: damichuqui

[lasiempreverde]

We're not stopping because...  we are too poor to play stake 

-Lasiempreverde

[Thejustunlucky]

Back in my day we had to walk through two mountains just to get to school every morning. And it was uphill both ways! And somehow, we were always walking straight into the wind!

id: Thejustunlucky

[kahitohoga]

Dad says 

💸 "We are not buying that clothes because you can use your elder brother clothes I bought those last year on his birthday"

 

Kahitohoga 

[dongdong999]

The reason I don’t turn on the AC is… my dad’s sighs already provide enough cold air for the whole house.

(Why don’t I turn on the AC? Because my dad’s sighs already keep the whole house fully air-conditioned)

 

 

stake-dongdong999

Edited 3 hours ago by dongdong999

[Erwin123112]

Back in my day... our parents didn’t count to 3 they acted on 1.

 

Erwinwapo 

Edited 3 hours ago by Erwin123112