👔 Happy Father's Day: Finish This Dad Sentence!

[humantzy2023]

Back in my day, Eddie and Steve used to let me win this father's day special Bonus. Gottem!

Stake- humantzy2023

[sylviaHugeWin]

Don't throw that away, I might...
...need it the day after I finally throw it away.

 

SylviaHugeWin

[Minjoon1993]

No estaba durmiendo, estaba de fiesta con las ganancias 

 

Minjoon93

[kobayashilinnn]

We won't stop, because your mother is watching us with a kitchen knife in her hand.

 

stake-kobayshilinnn

[badshah917]

💸 We are not buying that because you're gonna buy it yourself with $50 recieved from @BratislavK 🫡

 

 

 

username - badshah917

[SofiaPerez3532]

I wasn't sleeping, I was pretending not to hear my kids dumb ideas.

[Loupsloum]

9 hours ago, BratislavK said:

De mon temps, les enfants ne croisaient pas les jambes devant les adultes.

harilala

 

[Xtimown]

"Back in my day..." you could buy a whole week's worth of groceries for just $5.

You can't do that now—there are too many security cameras!

 

stake: Xtimown 

[DrippyH]

🚗 "We're not stopping because..."
 

"...we have perfectly good food at home in the freezer."

 

DrippyH

[Elpija17]

No lo tires podría servir 

Feliz día del padre 💐 💐 

 

Us:Elpija17

[bepobusilica]

Stake: bepobusilica

wasn't sleeping, I was  thought about how and why I would sleep🐣☀️

[OleDirty]

"We are not buying that because Eddie made me sign a prenuptial and only loves me because of my tantalizing toes. Toetally 

 

OleDirty 👣

[hongalbe]

Back in my day... my third father's day。

id：hongalbe

[gonzalocapde]

" En mis tiempos estaba en mejor momento, jugábamos a las bolitas" 😂 

Feliz día viejo!!!

Gonzalocapde

[kkkbcn]

We are not buying that because... olympus take all my money

 

kkkbcn

[L_U_D_I_C]

Не выбрасывай это, я могу в этом ещё ходить)

Ludic999

[Ancientfire]

10 hours ago, BratislavK said:

 

 

👨‍🦱🛋️📺

Dad Says...

Finish the Sentence!

Father's Day is here, and we are celebrating it with the most classic dad lines of all time. Choose one of the sentences below and complete it with the funniest answer you can think of.

⏰ Dad doesn't like waiting, and neither do we!
This challenge will only be open for 24 hours, so make sure to submit your entry before time runs out.

🛋️ "I wasn't sleeping, I was..."

📺 "Back in my day..."

🚗 "We're not stopping because..."

💸 "We are not buying that because..."

🛠️ "Don't throw that away, I might..."

🌡️ "You're not turning the AC on because..."

Example

"I wasn't sleeping, I was..."
"...resting my eyelids."

How to Enter

Reply to this topic with your completed dad sentence. You can only submit one entry, so make sure it is your funniest one!

Prizes

We will select 6 winners, and each winner will receive $50.

Rules
One entry per user.
Keep it funny, friendly, and respectful.
Entries must be submitted within 24 hours.
Don't forget to include your Stake username.

Good luck, and may the best dad logic win! 😄

Play for fun not for money . 
 

ancientfire

[monta6666]

My father says, "No. We won't stop here, we'll stop there. Keep going, my son."

 

 

User : Monta6666

[vndusdt]

My dad is like Wi-Fi — when he’s around, everything works better, and when he’s not, everyone starts complaining. Happy Father’s Day!

stakeid : vndusdt

Edited 3 hours ago by vndusdt

[CanadaBc]

I wasn’t sleeping I was just enjoying the song 

back in my day we walked up hill both ways to get to school through snow storms

we’re not stopping because we will be late 

we aren’t buying that because we have a old one at home 

don’t throw that away I might need it to fix something one day 

you’re not turning on the ac because it wastes to much fuel 

stake id. Kodykennedy 

[ZETLY10]

11 hours ago, BratislavK said:

 

 

👨‍🦱🛋️📺

Dad Says...

Finish the Sentence!

Father's Day is here, and we are celebrating it with the most classic dad lines of all time. Choose one of the sentences below and complete it with the funniest answer you can think of.

⏰ Dad doesn't like waiting, and neither do we!
This challenge will only be open for 24 hours, so make sure to submit your entry before time runs out.

🛋️ "I wasn't sleeping, I was..."

📺 "Back in my day..."

🚗 "We're not stopping because..."

💸 "We are not buying that because..."

🛠️ "Don't throw that away, I might..."

🌡️ "You're not turning the AC on because..."

Example

"I wasn't sleeping, I was..."
"...resting my eyelids."

How to Enter

Reply to this topic with your completed dad sentence. You can only submit one entry, so make sure it is your funniest one!

Prizes

We will select 6 winners, and each winner will receive $50.

Rules
One entry per user.
Keep it funny, friendly, and respectful.
Entries must be submitted within 24 hours.
Don't forget to include your Stake username.

Good luck, and may the best dad logic win! 😄

"I'm not sleeping, I'm..." playing casino on stake.com

 

Stake : zetly10

 

Edited 3 hours ago by ZETLY10

[TheOriginMS7]

Back in my day the Wi-Fi didn't magically connect itself, you had to sit next to the router and motivate it.

 

TheOriginMS7

[Artur7777]

Hola

[konenz]

Dad say "back in my day Sweet Bonanza a great slot for a diet"

I ask "why?"

Dad Say "Because you watch a ton of fruit tumble by and still end up losing weight (mostly in your wallet)."

Stake: konenz

Edited 2 hours ago by konenz

[chinnol]

Back in my day, there was a day when today wasn’t today.

Stake: Chinnolo